"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

Kiera Cass (via palmist)

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the-wonders-of-unreality:

Welcome to Night Vale - Proverbs 

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nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

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markofan7ares:

Mulan by adlovett

markofan7ares:

Mulan by adlovett

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mockturtle8:

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

I’m so glad I eventually figured this out

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deliverusfromsburb:

Facebook, I appreciate you telling me where to find single men in my area, but the blood sacrifice does not need to be renewed until April.

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ninjaemilee:

texasenchantment:

mediamattersforamerica:

How Fox News covered women’s issues this morning. 

*checks the date to make sure it is still 2014* 

seriously, fox? But then again, why am I surprised?

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lactoria:

make your tumblr the best space for you

you are not on this site to please others or cater to things that upset you

surround yourself only with the things you want to see

your dash should lift your spirits, make you think and smile

if it doesn’t, don’t feel bad about unfollowing or doing whatever you need to do that is right for you

first and foremost, ensure that tumblr is a safe, fun space for you

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freundevonfreundentravel:

"Suburb in Denton, Texas. The different colors of fences and monotonous roofs gave a nice abstract suburbia image."Photography: Jordi Huisman

freundevonfreundentravel:

"Suburb in Denton, Texas. The different colors of fences and monotonous roofs gave a nice abstract suburbia image."

Photography: Jordi Huisman

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dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

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